Sunday, June 7, 2009

Hiatus!

And you thought it would never happen...

As the Great Economic Machine formerly known as America quivers, Erratum Terrium's pigeons have come home to roost. Literally, in some cases.

Having brought you geologically instantaneous analysis and commentary on world events for the past two and one-half years, we, the shadowy cabal formerly known as the Erratum Terrium Board of Directors, announce a hiatus from the news-publishing industry. This hiatus is, as of yet, undefined in length. We are searching for, as of yet, an unrecognized destination. Supposedly there are several other sources for world events analysis and commentary. You may peruse the links on the right side of your computer screen -- but do so at your own great risk, corporeal and ideological.

For the time being there is only one website we consider safe. It is that of our multi-talented paper boy / part-time gaffer / sculpture model Gabriel. He has eloped on a world-conquering mission, and remains in contact with the real world via the Internet. More specifically, his so-called "travel blog", which can be found at:
lastierrasdesconocidas.blogspot.com

Please oblige his regrettably dillusional rantings. He was the only Erratum Terrium employee not to quit outright when we proposed shifting our compensation system from "hourly and salaried" to "totalitarian digital work camps".

May God(s) bless you, Faithful Readers, and May you wander forth in quixotic ignorance.

Sincerely,

The Board